3 definitions by no regrets

When you jerk off to Hawaiian porn
I had crazy morning wood, so spewin' orchids helped make it go away, it was a MAD win-win.
by no regrets April 17, 2015
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To be a teenage girl, college student or attempting-to-be-trendy high school teacher who spends most of their weekends and weeknights at Aritzia, trying on clothes, getting the employees to hold their items for a day, and desperately bringing back money the next day. To be an Aritzian you have to at least spend 5 hours and $300 at Artizia per month, and also you must have to take a mirror selfie and use the geotag of the store you are at, while posting the picture to Instagram.
Alexis - "Have you seen how much Molly has bought at Aritzia in the past month, guys?"
Emily - "How could I not have?! She has been so annoying about it."
Phoebe - "Whenever I see something I like, she says she 'already has it' and disapproves of it immediately!"
Amelia - "Sounds like she is a TRUE Aritzian. Should we still be friends with her?"
by no regrets April 17, 2015
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When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat
Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage
by no regrets February 14, 2018
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