7 definitions by nixontrix
Pre-come, what comes out before the explosion.
by nixontrix November 5, 2005
When intoxicated and rushing to the bathroom, this is the little premature squirt of piss that escapes whilst turning the bathroom light on (flipping the switch).
Dick: Dude, I need some new underwear!
Tom: Why?
Harry: Yeah, why?
Dick: I just had a pistch!
Tom: Damn! That sucks!
Harry: Want some pretzels?
Tom: Why?
Harry: Yeah, why?
Dick: I just had a pistch!
Tom: Damn! That sucks!
Harry: Want some pretzels?
by nixontrix November 5, 2005
Damn get a load of that canker on his lip!
Hey, don't go down tonight, hon...I have a big nasty canker on my puss.
Hey, don't go down tonight, hon...I have a big nasty canker on my puss.
by nixontrix November 5, 2005
A nasty, ugly girl who has sex in vans, closets, public bathrooms, public pools, her parents' bed, etc. etc.
by nixontrix November 5, 2005
We don't need a fucking heater, maynard! Just tell Shellie to spread her legs and we'll use her purmal to keep warm!
by nixontrix November 5, 2005
by nixontrix November 5, 2005
When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.
by nixontrix November 7, 2005