Once a greek myth, this man turned sex god is the absolution of lust and desire. Having the ability to turn straight guys gay and girls panties into pools of water, BoyToy the all time master of water polo and WOW has the ability to sexify your mom whenever he pleases. Unfortunately, he has been cursed by the wicked witch of Poland to believe he is unattractive. Unbeknownst of his awesome sex appeal he is left alone is solitary with cesaer as they annihilate noobs in COD and use they gunship to soil any haters. The only way for this curse to be broken is to be kissed by all the girls which believe he is attractive ( which is every single one). After this he will respond with a swift and curtly GMD!
Man did you see BoyToy last night, when he got that gunship in COD my girlfriend left me for him.....and I don't even mind because I'm gay now!