2 definitions by ninjamatt

Top Definition
the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja
It only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time
by ninjamatt May 05, 2009
a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.
Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"

Girl: "what does it do?"

Guy: "throws poop at people"

girl: "awesome"
by ninjamatt May 05, 2009
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