the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja
It only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time
a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.
Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"
Girl: "what does it do?"
Guy: "throws poop at people"
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