2 definitions by ninjamatt

stoner time

the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja

It only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time

by ninjamatt May 6, 2009

porch monkey

a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.

Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"

Girl: "what does it do?"

Guy: "throws poop at people"

girl: "awesome"

by ninjamatt May 6, 2009