ninja disaster's definitions

WRC

World Rally Championship. Not only is it more eciting than NASCAR, but the cars actually turn right.

WRC is better than NASCAR ever will be. That is irrefutable fact.

by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004

sakura saku

If by "fun" you mean "extremely annoying", then yes. It is a "fun" introduction to Love Hina.

This song makes me want to commit suicide.

by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004

Stick Shift

See: manual transmission. The only real way to drive a car, especially if it's rear-wheel drive.

Look at that stupid ricer in his "mad phat" Honda Civic. I bet he doesn't even know how to drive stick shift.

by Ninja Disaster July 31, 2004

Trendwhore

A follower. A sheep. A tool unable to think for himself, looking for others to guide him. Wants to conform so badly it hurts. A leech of a human being sucking on the teat of Corporate America to get at the rancid milk known as popular culture. A social leper. A fool.

See Also: Goth, Prep, Punk, Emo Kid, Hipster, Sk8ter, Vally Girl, Wigger, Gangsta, Metrosexual, and Townie

Trendwhores are the AIDS of creativity.

by Ninja Disaster August 17, 2004

bot

Short for robot. An automated machine or computer program designed to perform a specific task with little or no human direction. Unfortunately, also the means by which half of the definitions on Urban Dictionary are sent to Quality Control.

So far, we've had DenBot, UrbanBot, Cracka Killa Bot, X-Bot, l337b0t, ÜberBot, and a few anonymous bots. UD really needs to keep these idiots in check.

by Ninja Disaster August 26, 2004

Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains was an excellent hard rock band that came out of Seattle in the early 1990's. Although thought of as a grunge band due to local acts such as Nirvana and Soundgarden breaking into the mainstream around the same time of their second album release, their only musical tie to the genre was their dark and depressing subject matter.

In addition to the dark subject matter, their music also featured gritty vocals courtesy of frontman Layne Staley, amazing guitar riffs by virtuoso Jerry Cantrell, and slick drum work by Sean Kinney. Their bassist, Mike Inez, however was horrible beyond words.

Past albums include "Jar of Flies", their magnum opus "Dirt", and the self-titled "Alice in Chains".

The band unfortunately broke up due to internal strife and the unfortunate death of Layne Staley in April of 2002. The world would've been a much better place had there been at least one more AiC record to listen to...

A compilation album is available for anyone wishing to get acquainted with this influential band.

Alice in Chains is hands down one of the best rock bands to ever exist.

by Ninja Disaster September 19, 2004

Nation Building

1.) An ongoing experiment that the United States has thus far failed at spectacularly. The process of forcing your own brand of "democracy" down the throats of the "liberated" whether they like it or not (see: Iraq).

2.) A 200 billion USD blunder (again, see: Iraq)

3.) The instigaton of nationwide anarchy (except of couse in Kabul) and the method by which a puppet government is put into "power" and left to deal with the mess brought on by its "liberators" for decades to come (see: Afghanistan).

4.) Something used by politicians to garner more votes from the fringe right (see: George W. Bush, GOP, NRA, Halliburton).

You're not God, Dubya. Stop pretending.

by Ninja Disaster September 21, 2004