Patriot Act

A kneejerk response to word9/11/word that has the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves. The single greatest advancement of fascism in United States history, and it's only the beginning...

At this rate, we'll have more freedom in communist China than here in the United States.

by Ninja Disaster July 02, 2003

CAPPS

Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-screening System. AKA: "Big Brother"; it allows the government to have access to your personal information so they can run an extensive background check on you whenever you book a flight. Welcome to 1984, folks.

See also: wordThe terrorists have won/word.

Whoever thought this bullshit system up should be branded a traitor and "capped".

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Road Rules

The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.

by Ninja Disaster July 18, 2003

WRC

World Rally Championship. Not only is it more eciting than NASCAR, but the cars actually turn right.

WRC is better than NASCAR ever will be. That is irrefutable fact.

by Ninja Disaster July 08, 2004

Puppet Government

See: Iraq

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker:

by Ninja Disaster July 02, 2004

Panzerfaust

A World War II-era rocket launcher from the PC game "Wolfenstein - Enemy Territory". It's what the AWP is to Counter-Strike and the BFG10k is to Quake III Arena: a newbie gun that deals a ridiculous amount of damage and requires ZERO skill to use. Hell, it's basically an instant kill weapon.

It's also affectionately referred to as the "Pussyfaust", the "Pansyfaust", the "Pussy Cannon", and sometimes tha "Panza".

by Ninja Disaster July 04, 2003

Liberal Media

A myth used by Republicans to justify having bilge like FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh on the air. One of the Five Great Scapegoats of the modern American Republican who blames all of his shortcomings on everything but himself.

Scapegoat 1: Terrorists/Foreigners
Scapegoat 2: Democrats and Other Liberals
Scapegoat 3: "The Liberal Media"
Scapegoat 4: Secularism
Scapegoat 5: The Poor

by Ninja Disaster January 11, 2004