ninja disaster's definitions
A myth used by Republicans to justify having bilge like FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh on the air. One of the Five Great Scapegoats of the modern American Republican who blames all of his shortcomings on everything but himself.
Scapegoat 1: Terrorists/Foreigners
Scapegoat 2: Democrats and Other Liberals
Scapegoat 3: "The Liberal Media"
Scapegoat 4: Secularism
Scapegoat 5: The Poor
Scapegoat 2: Democrats and Other Liberals
Scapegoat 3: "The Liberal Media"
Scapegoat 4: Secularism
Scapegoat 5: The Poor
by Ninja Disaster January 11, 2004
Get the Liberal Mediamug. Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-screening System. AKA: "Big Brother"; it allows the government to have access to your personal information so they can run an extensive background check on you whenever you book a flight. Welcome to 1984, folks.
See also: wordThe terrorists have won/word.
See also: wordThe terrorists have won/word.
by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003
Get the CAPPSmug. H-O-W-E-R-D-E-L, and yesh, he's pretty talented. Maynard's vocals are pretty fucking sweet as well. A shame about Paz leaving the band, though... She was hot. And it's not fair to compare APC with Tool. That's like comparing the Beetles to Anthrax.
by Ninja Disaster September 14, 2003
Get the a perfect circlemug. 1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.
2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.
3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.
4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.
2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.
3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.
4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.
by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004
Get the circle jerkmug. by Ninja Disaster May 12, 2004
Get the The Last Samuraimug. A word 6th-grade ghetto-wannabe fuckheads use in order to be hip. Anyone caught using it should be euthanized on the spot.
by Ninja Disaster May 3, 2004
Get the Chillaxinmug. 1.) Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. A computer expert who really isn't.
2.) The clown college diploma of the IT world.
2.) The clown college diploma of the IT world.
"I am a computar expert because I am an MCSE! This Lunix computar is broken! The Start button is missing!"
by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003
Get the MCSEmug.