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The act of puking your guts out in a bath tub and/or garbage can while dropping a massive duce at the same time
After many long hours of drinking, we found Jon pulling a dirty decker in the 3rd floor bathroom.
by nick246 February 13, 2006
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the act of knocking someone on their ass and proceding to whip out your pecker and piss all over the person as a sign of major disrespect.
Jon was so pissed of at the junkyard attendant for not having a brand new fuel injector that he took a running start at him and gave him a nice kalb.
by nick246 February 13, 2006
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