Definitions by nick bockwinkle
NHL '93
NHL '93 by Nick Bockwinkle December 9, 2008
african volleyball
verb.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.
man 1 "Did you catch the Knicks vs. the Bulls last night?"
man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."
man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."
african volleyball by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008
battery bra
me: "That girl doesn't look that bad."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."
battery bra by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008
Gordon Shumway
noun.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
stoner 1: "Dude look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
Gordon Shumway by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008
Beautiful
N. word desribing the ideal woman. Good looks, sense of humor, pretty much perfect. In otherwords, just look up Asians.
Beautiful by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008
rollercoaster jones
rollercoaster jones by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008
laptop
When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
laptop by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008