627 definitions by nick d

jew-fro

an afro-like haircut, except it resides on the head of a Jew.

Benji looks like a goofy wanksta with his du-rag, jew-fro, and sagging And1 shorts.

by nick d March 16, 2003

local smokies

The town or county police department.

Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."

by nick d March 7, 2005

Hus and Kous

weird-ass nerds that always study and never talk to anyone, but show up at parties to hang out in the corner and take pictures of random people and shit

So it was Saturday night and there was this huge ass party so I got up on the mike and yelled "WAAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAP motherfuckers!!?!?!?!?!" but then nobody said jack shit and I realized it wasn't really a party, it was a library and a bunch of weird-ass Hus and Kous were looking up at me over their fucking organic chem books. That was a crazy trip dogg.

by nick d February 13, 2003

Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

by nick d October 16, 2003