Slalom Lager Share definition Flag A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it. Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager. Slalom Lager by Nick D October 16, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Slalom Lager mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch