627 definitions by nick d

Mazda RX8

the tightest new whip coming out in the 2G+3...may possibly even surpass its 1980's-90's predecessor, the Mazda RX7.

In my jacked-up Mazda RX8 with the help of a little bit of nitrous, I smoked that sucker in the Porsche 911 as if he was driving a dump truck.

by nick d October 2, 2003

derb

A home run derby: a baseball competition in which whoever can hit the ball out of the park the most times before making a given number of "outs" (non-homers) wins.

While R. Kelly and Fez were waiting for the middle school to let out, they decided to have a derb since chicks dig the longball...especially 13-year-olds.

by nick d July 13, 2004

have a cow

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.

Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)

by nick d October 21, 2005

elbow-bending

drinking (this term comes from the arm motion that one must make in order to bring the bottle to the mouth).

VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.

Bob: "What up Jimmy let's go elbow-bending with good ol' Jack Daniels."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."

by nick d September 21, 2003

small change

An unattractive female who is far from a dime piece. Usually between a 1 and 5 out of 10, "small change" is a fairly general term ranging roughly from penny piece to nothing to write home about.

Tim: "Dude, I heard you got with my sister last night at the Drunken Barn Dance. I'm gonna kill you!"
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."

by nick d May 23, 2006

slip her the sausage

bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".

The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.

by nick d February 19, 2003

all in

When not used in a poker game context, "all in" means that one thing is completely inside something else. No more of said object will be able to enter after this point. Often used in sexual situations.

Linda Tripp: "Go deeper baby, I can't even feel it."
Gary Coleman: "I can't, bitch...I'm all in."

by nick d July 28, 2004