nicholas roberts's definitions

Salvia Divinorum

A plant getting more and more popular due to videos of people smoking it spread all across the internet. This herb is expected to be banned in the US by 2010. the reason being is so the government can make money off of arrests just like all the other popular drugs such as cocaine, mushrooms, and cannabis. Other nicknames for Salvia are Ska Pastora, Shepherdess's Herb, ska Maria Pastora, yerba de Maria, and Sally-D.

Salvia Divinorum is already banned in these 4 states as followed:
-Tennessee
-Louisiana
-Oklahoma
-Missouri

by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008

Syrian Rue

Syrian Rue, (Peganum harmala), is a perennial shrub with fleshy spikey-looking leaves, growing up to 1 meter tall. Its small, brown seeds contains harmine and other harmala alkaloids. It is one of the plants speculated to be the Soma or Haoma of ancient Persia.

Syrian Rue is a non-popular plant as of today, but gives a Psychedelic effect if Smoked or Ingested into your body (usually smoked)

Syrian Rue is right for me!

by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008

Psychedelic Effect

The Psychedelic Effect is a condition in which is obtained through smoking, injecting, ingesting, chewing, huffing, a drug in order to get a high off of it.

The high is generally a stage of seeing:
-Colorful images
-Twisting, Spinning, Winding, Swirling images
-An a different world, time, dream, etc.
-Euphoric feelings (Depending on the drug and the dosage)

The psychedelic effect may only last 3 or 4 minutes or 6 to 7 hours depending on which drug was used to get high off of.

A man goes to his local smoke shop to buy Salvia Divinorum. He goes home and takes a massive hit of it out of a pipe and holds it in for 30 seconds to soon realize that within 25 seconds, his body/brain/muscles have all changed and he is now engaging in a Psychedelic Effect where he is holding on for dear life, as a tornado above him attempts to suck him away. This man is have a really bad trip that ends in 4 minutes and realizes that he never wants to try Salvia again in his life. He is one of 6%~ of Salvia smokers that say they will never want to try Salvia again.

by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008

Ska Pastora

Slang for Salvia Divinorum

Ska Pastora is right for me!

by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008

Med Seeker

A patient that goes to a hospital intentionally and makes up stuff in order to get painkillers that the patient is addicted to, or sells them.

Sally broke her finger so she could get more pain killers because she is addicted to them. She is known as a Med Seeker.

by Nicholas Roberts April 13, 2008

Springfield Oregon

A small sized city town known for being the actual home of the Simpsons since the creater Matt Groening thought that the actual city was actually in Springfield Oregon which just goes to show, they shouldn't have an online voting contest such as the one on USA Today that makes Springfield VERMONT the actual location of the Simpsons.

Springfield Oregon has a population of over 55,000 people, and is known for being a beautiful place to start a family.

In the summertime, it is known for having different events such as The 4 of July Festival, Filbert Festival, fiestas, etc.

Springfield Oregon is the right place for me!

by Nicholas Roberts April 1, 2008

Self Centered

1. The asshole that won't offer a hand to anybody.

Phillip: "Hey David?"
David: "What do you want?"
Phillip: "Can I borrow your camera?"
David: "No! you'll scratch the lens and put finger prints allover my camera."
Phillip: "Jeez your really self centered!"

by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008