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3 definitions by newshmoo

To adore and pay homage to the female genitalia, in the vein hope that one may get lucky.
That Mikey loves to worship the gash.
by newshmoo August 22, 2006
Like a red herring, but even more misleading and infinitely trickier.
"I thought that I may have found Elvis but discovered that it was just another cyan cod."
by newshmoo August 22, 2006
A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.

Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.
The New Shmoo is the mascot of Mighty Mysteries Comics
by newshmoo August 22, 2006