To adore and pay homage to the female genitalia, in the vein hope that one may get lucky.
That Mikey loves to worship the gash.
Like a red herring, but even more misleading and infinitely trickier.
"I thought that I may have found Elvis but discovered that it was just another cyan cod."
A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.
Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.
The New Shmoo is the mascot of Mighty Mysteries Comics
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