Rumsfeld

(n) a mess left in the microwave for someone else to clean up
Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.
by neuron February 01, 2010
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Wisdom Fap

When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.
"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."
by Neuron November 28, 2014
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