neu's definitions

spoon train

more than two people laying in a bed together, all facing the same direction. and usually fondling something on another person. yeah.

choot-choo yo yo get up on the spoon train, I know yall be tired

by neu January 26, 2004

fatty neu dripples

when syrup falls in your lap at breakfast

oh shit look (point at lap) fatty neu dripples.

by neu January 26, 2004

trek check

making sure your friends hide their nerdy gear before their date arrives.

alright, yeah the tie is nice. hang on, let me trek check.

by neu January 26, 2004

papa dingles

when you don't like the sugardaddy that is winning the girl you like out of your hands, this is what you call that sleezy dipshit.

yeah he's really cool with all that money and whatever. fucking papa dingles, he's great.

by neu January 26, 2004

cooze

the finest..uh...well if you have sex...uh..their parts fit perfectly with yours, alright? think about putting a beer into a coozie. there.

man, that was the best cooze of my life.

by neu January 26, 2004

filthy gerald

the guy you can't hate, even though he gets all of your women from under your nose.

man, I love that guy. even though he's a filthy gerald.

by neu January 26, 2004

capsized

when you're drunk out of your mind. also see: jap-nasty

GOD I WAS FUCKING CAPSIZED LAST NIGHT. how did I get home?

by neu January 26, 2004