5 definitions by neomaverickninja

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The traditional code of the Japanese samurai, stressing honor, self-discipline, bravery, and simple living.

Jap.,=way of the warrior, code of honor and conduct of the Japanese nobility. Of ancient origin, it grew out of the old feudal bond that required unwavering loyalty on the part of the vassal. It borrowed heavily from Zen Buddhism and Confucianism. In its fullest expression the code emphasized loyalty to one's superior, personal honor, and the virtues of austerity, self-sacrifice, and indifference to pain. For the warrior, commerce and the profit motive were to be scorned. The code was first formulated in the Kamakura period (1185–1333) and put into writing in the 16th cent.; the term itself, however, did not come into use until the 17th cent. It became the standard of conduct for the daimyo and samurai under the Tokugawa shoguns and was taught in state schools as a prerequisite for government service. After the Meiji restoration (1868), it was the basis for the cult of emperor worship taught until 1945.
I am the true samurai. I follow bushido. I would give my life to uphold my honor.
by neomaverickninja May 16, 2005
A Japanese martial art started by Morihei Ueshiba. It is for self defense and can be translated as "the art of peace". This is not necessarily true. During WWII the allies invaded Japan and outlawed the practicing of any sort of military training. The ingenious teachers changed the fighting style to make it seem passive, allowing them to continue to teach and practice aikido. If you take it in a dojo they will teach you the soft version. However, their are still movies that will show you the darker side of this martial art. Even without being shown you can see that every move can be turned into a deadly retailation. Now a days they teach throws and how to basically drop you opponent/pin him/her into submission. It is still very painful and effective but can be deadly if you know what you are doing. Every grab or move can be adjusted to break the neck of your opponent or cause crippling/fatal damage.
Aikido is the most dangerous martial art out there. True masters are impossible to hit and the legendary Ueshiba was rumored to have been able to dodge bullets. Read about him or attend a seminar in a local dojo. You will think people are faking falling and such but if you try yourself you will see that they aren't.
by neomaverickninja May 16, 2005
sheep/buffalo

sheep are some of the dumbest animals on the planet and will follow one another off a cliff.

buffalo are just fat and a tad bit ugly. they also aren't very smart and start running around wildly when ever anything happens.

therefore a sheepalo is some who always follows the trend. he/she is one of those mindless drones of society/ highschool life who always follows everyone else. fat, ugly, and absolutely retarted.
a sheepalo is like someone who starts collecting all the new trading card games (pokemon, yugioh, etc) and then denies it but 10x worse

she spent $600 dollars on hollister after that one cheerleader wore one of those shirts
by neomaverickninja May 29, 2005
1. v- to screw some one incredibly hard. Usually up the ass. Deriving from a halo game in which one of the players got their ass impaled by the tank barrel. Happens in a lot of prison showers.

2. n- the very cool black guy in the first Matrix who was the operator. He was one of the coolest people in the movie and basically knew everything. He was born in the real world and avenged his brother's death.

3. n- a heavily armored military vehicle

4. v- to purposefully fail at something. Much like to bomb.
1. Nick dropped the soap in the shower and got tanked by "Bubba".
I tanked your sister last night and she still can't walk.
Your mom has been tanked so many times that her vagina is the size of the Grand Canyon.

2. Tank- "We're supposed to start with these operation programs first. That's major boring shit. Let's do something a little more fun. How about... combat training."

3. The t-55 tank has been produced more than any other tank in the world. Used since 1949 they combine a high-velocity gun with a highly mobile chassis, a low shilouette, and exceptional long-range endurance.

4. I tanked my biology test because I already had 107% in the class and my friend didn't want me to wreck the curve.
by neomaverickninja May 12, 2005
P.E.N.N. S.T.A.T.E.

pussy eating nasty niggas sucking titties and tasting everything

dope gang
i saw penn state. they were tasting EVVVVVRRRRAYYYYYYYTHHHHAANNNNNGGGG
by neomaverickninja May 10, 2006

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