Lai-djunn n.
One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.
(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.
(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
"My dear... I really 'enjoyed' that meal... I can honestly say that it was the 'finest meal' I have eaten for days."
"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"
"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."
"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"
From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"
"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."
"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"
From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
Get the Lydonmug. 1. Lancashire dialect used to wish someone farewell.
Abbreviated from "See thee" i.e. "See you (later)".
2. Lancashire term used to draw attention to something (compare with the Welsh "Look you".
Abbreviated from "See thee" i.e. "See you (later)".
2. Lancashire term used to draw attention to something (compare with the Welsh "Look you".
"Sithi, ah'm bound for t' be goowin' in a bit. So I'll sithi in t' pub toneet!"
From "I bet the Yanks struggle with this one" by A. Northerner.
From "I bet the Yanks struggle with this one" by A. Northerner.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
Get the sithimug. "Cam tey grips, ye wee raj - yer poose has shat ayl awaer ma livin' rhume!"
From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
Get the Poosemug. Kair-Unkkh. n.
The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:
"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"
Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:
"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"
Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
KERRUNK!
"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"
From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"
From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
Get the kerrunkmug. by Neil Baxter October 04, 2005
Get the Chicken Tarkamug. CHEGWIN (verb). JEGG-WJINN.
To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
"Casper? Thy's not getten a Kestrel at all - your Judd's told me - yer Mam caught yer ovver t' wreck wi' some Diamond White... we all know's you Chegwin!"
(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
Get the chegwinmug. 1. That fringe of fur beneath the tale of a shaggy dog that often needs the poop cutting off of it.
2. To remove said fur with scissors in order to 'de-tag' the canine chum thus making him/her more presentable and less stinky.
2. To remove said fur with scissors in order to 'de-tag' the canine chum thus making him/her more presentable and less stinky.
by Neil Baxter October 04, 2005
Get the trimsymug.