1 definition by negrafjslfaoajlaidaifjeijf

A HIGH LOOKING ASS MOTHER FUCKING MORTY FROM THE TV SHOW RICK AND MORTY.
HUGO IS TRYING TO FAP ATLEAST 5 TIMES A DAY BUT ENDS UP CRAPPING ALL OVER HIS BED AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE THROWING UP AT THE SAME TIME.
IF U DATE HUGO MAKE SURE TO BRING A CONDOM OR ELSE YOU MIGHT GET A MORTY NR 2 IN YO BELLY. BY THE WAY HIS BROTHER LOVES HENTAI.....
SHALISSA: WHY IS HUGO ON RICK AND MORTY?
PATRICHA: BECAUSE HE IS MORTY!
SHALISSA: ALLRIGHT SO HE IS RETARDED OR SOMETHING!
by negrafjslfaoajlaidaifjeijf December 1, 2017
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