nathan's definitions

skudgemudgeon

cranky, but good natured old man with heart of gold and rough exterior.

term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.

You old skudgemudgeon, how you been doing?

by Nathan August 1, 2004

Cheesetopia

noun, a utopian country in which all of the government is based upon cheese.

Cheesetopia is the best country in the world!

by Nathan June 23, 2003

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

furuncle

When you are having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and punch them.

I totally furuncled him last night. He never saw it coming.

by Nathan May 13, 2005

Led Zeppelin

A band that, no matter how many entries people put in saying how they stole music, will always kick ass over other bands, with the possible exception of The Who and The Doors.

Robert Plant and Jimmy Page vs. every rapper except Run DMC cause they were kinda kool with the laceless adidas's...

yea, Led Zeppelin owns

What? Led Zeppelin stole music from better lesser known bands? well, if they were better, why are they lesser known?

by Nathan April 6, 2004

recluse

one who avoided social interaction

why are you going home to eat you fucking recluse

by Nathan December 8, 2002

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003