nathan's definitions

beeny

A fine piece of ass

?? That Beeny sure is a fine piece of ass

by Nathan September 8, 2003

Dust it

comes from my friend who eats a lot.

Bob: theres only one slice of pizza left
Charlie: DUST IT!

by nathan August 3, 2004

skudgemudgeon

cranky, but good natured old man with heart of gold and rough exterior.

term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.

You old skudgemudgeon, how you been doing?

by Nathan August 1, 2004

recluse

one who avoided social interaction

why are you going home to eat you fucking recluse

by Nathan December 8, 2002

Cheesetopia

noun, a utopian country in which all of the government is based upon cheese.

Cheesetopia is the best country in the world!

by Nathan June 23, 2003

jock

A prisoner who protects his punk from sexual advances of other prisoners, and receives sexual favors from his punk in return.

Bob is my jock so if you want a piece of me you have to get through him first.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003