nathan's definitions

febreze

to take a quick shower

tina: Just got back from the gym.
gina: Lets go.
tina: Let me febreze myself.
gina: hurry up!

by nathan August 10, 2004

The Lumberjack

When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.

My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.

by Nathan November 20, 2004

Wigga

A white man who thinks or wants to be a black man.
Usually wears big puffy jackets with fur across the hood.
Also takes great pride in appearence including hair and what he is wearing.
He also intends to take the mickey out of what other people are wearing.
He also may complain about how long he hasn't had sex for, even though they really haven't had sex.
They will also listen to Black Rap, including 2Pac, Dr Dre, 50 cent etc.
They will have many comments on their bag such as "Live by the gun, die by the gun" and "Life's a bitch and then you die"

Wigga: "Im so stressed. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks"

Someone else "Yeh, but you haven't had sex yet, WIGGA"

by Nathan January 8, 2004

the baby

(n.) marijuana reefer chiba

yo man you smoke this shit you gonna see the baby jesus.

yo you got that baby?

by nathan March 8, 2005

kyriacos

an annoying lil bitch ass nigga madafakin cunt who can play fortnite, gets carried by his friends all the time. Oh wait, he has no friends.

YOU ARE SUCH A KYRIACOS
*cries*

by nathan May 5, 2018

lbfm

"Little Brown Fulcking Machine"
American millitary slang for whores obtained in east asian countries.

"Five dollar sucky-sucky? I love you long time!" said the Vietnamese LBFM to the peachy faced American draftee who still had wisdom teeth but was about to lose his virginity.

by Nathan April 7, 2003

LAJ

LAJ stands for Lame Ass Joke. check the examples.....

" Why did the cat cross the road?"

"Sry Bro LAJ"

by Nathan December 14, 2004