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jock

A prisoner who protects his punk from sexual advances of other prisoners, and receives sexual favors from his punk in return.
Bob is my jock so if you want a piece of me you have to get through him first.
by Nathan March 31, 2003
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Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.
1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!
by Nathan April 25, 2003
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Lynerd Skynerd

Spelling of "Lynyrd Skynyrd" by people who dont know how to spell it but knows there are Ys in there somewhere.
"Yea, I love Lynerd Skynerd!!!"

"Really? Whats ur favorite song by them?"

"uh...Devil Went Down To Georgia?"
by Nathan October 24, 2003
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Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.

Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.

Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.

Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.

Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)

Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.

Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.

Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.

Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.

*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
by nathan March 29, 2005
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the baby

yo man you smoke this shit you gonna see the baby jesus.

yo you got that baby?
by nathan March 8, 2005
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poopystanks

to be of absolute insanity with ones surroundings.
"poopystanks the chitlens are ablaze"!
by nathan April 14, 2003
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febreze

tina: Just got back from the gym.
gina: Lets go.
tina: Let me febreze myself.
gina: hurry up!
by nathan August 10, 2004
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