nathan's definitions

Baillie

A total Score. A hotty with a Body. Don't let this one go fella's

Dayum, there goes that girl Baillie.

by Nathan April 22, 2005

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

LAJ

LAJ stands for Lame Ass Joke. check the examples.....

" Why did the cat cross the road?"

"Sry Bro LAJ"

by Nathan December 14, 2004

lbfm

"Little Brown Fulcking Machine"
American millitary slang for whores obtained in east asian countries.

"Five dollar sucky-sucky? I love you long time!" said the Vietnamese LBFM to the peachy faced American draftee who still had wisdom teeth but was about to lose his virginity.

by Nathan April 7, 2003

creeb

see piosh

see a piosh

by Nathan December 9, 2003

jock

A prisoner who protects his punk from sexual advances of other prisoners, and receives sexual favors from his punk in return.

Bob is my jock so if you want a piece of me you have to get through him first.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003