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jzxyqk

The sound one makes when one gets their testicles trapped in something. (Red Dwarf)
"Yo, you got your testicles trapped in somfin?"
"Jzxyqk!"
by Nathan February 5, 2005
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baki

gun, pistol, gat
used by the UK gangstas not those pussy american fucks
you think id wanna stick around this town, have to wait for a crackhead to beat my mom down, to get a phonecall sayin jus bring ya money now, by any little crackhead with a "baki" runnin round
by Nathan May 13, 2005
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blinned

I was at a bar talking to this girl when my buddy blinned me.
by Nathan May 13, 2005
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Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.
Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."
by Nathan March 1, 2005
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Saskatoon

1. Where nice people live as well as some fuckers
2. Where you don't want to stay alone after midnight when you miss the last bus in winter
3. Where shit includes with 13%taxes, be poor and proud with that!
4. Where temperature fuck up and down different 100 degree in both winter and summer
5. Where you think "What the fuck is that? Is this Saskatoon?" on the plane when you see a totally flatted plain down there with less constuctions.
6. Where to be there like a Santa and get back home like you have never been there
7. Where little boys stay home when it hits -30, and grown men go fishing and dancing outside no shirts!
8. Where is a good place to study despite one part of the university's name and how the people make fun of it
9. Where to get fresh air, cold water (really damn great and free!), and hot chicks!
10. Where we call, A dead peacful city
11. Avril Lavigne has been there even she's not Saskatoonian
12. Same as Celine Dion
13. Where guys sucks at pool
7. Usask = You sucks, not university
by Nathan May 13, 2005
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furuncle

When you are having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and punch them.
I totally furuncled him last night. He never saw it coming.
by Nathan May 13, 2005
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scraffing

Feeling incredibly tired or lazy, esp. after smoking marijuana
We lit up after a long day at work and man, was I ever scraffin'!
by Nathan May 13, 2005
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