nathan's definitions

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

creeb

see piosh

see a piosh

by Nathan December 9, 2003

furuncle

When you are having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and punch them.

I totally furuncled him last night. He never saw it coming.

by Nathan May 13, 2005

Led Zeppelin

A band that, no matter how many entries people put in saying how they stole music, will always kick ass over other bands, with the possible exception of The Who and The Doors.

Robert Plant and Jimmy Page vs. every rapper except Run DMC cause they were kinda kool with the laceless adidas's...

yea, Led Zeppelin owns

What? Led Zeppelin stole music from better lesser known bands? well, if they were better, why are they lesser known?

by Nathan April 6, 2004

givner

givner(noun): derived from the verb 'giver', meaning: the act or process of indulging in numerous fun activities simultaneously; often includes consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.

Usage:

"Shit dude, I'm givner tonight for sure."

Also:

Question -"What are you doing tonight?"
Response -"Givner."

by Nathan June 23, 2003

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

LAJ

LAJ stands for Lame Ass Joke. check the examples.....

" Why did the cat cross the road?"

"Sry Bro LAJ"

by Nathan December 14, 2004