nate's definitions

procrasturbate

when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...

Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!

he/she loves to procrasturbate

by nate April 17, 2006

Italian Stallion

me

Bitches call me the Italian Stallion cuz I'm hung like a horse and they ride me all night!

by Nate June 6, 2003

spaff

To cockslap, as it were.

One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

Also:

He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.

by Nate March 10, 2005

fraterday

Fraterday is between Thursday night and Sunday morning since these days are very conducive to drinking and partying.

Fraterday is the best day of the week!

by Nate August 22, 2006

tossed salad

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!

I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!

by Nate June 19, 2003