8 definitions by napoleondynamite

fuck you bitch

a phrase commonly said by a guy who has just broken up w. his girlfriend during a fight and doesnt want to talk nemore

Jenny: you have a tiny penis how cood i ever hav liked u

Bob: fuck you bitch

by napoleondynamite August 27, 2005

emo cycle

The emo cycle is the self perpetuating cycle caused by emos and their views on the world. It starts when they start whining about nobody liking them, which leads to people not liking them even more, which leads to more whining, which leads to a perpetual continuance of this cycle.

emo: wahhh why doesn't anyone like meee....
other guy: thats why
emo: what do u mean (sob)
other guy: you have obviosly fallen victim to the emo cycle

by napoleondynamite October 31, 2006

cat fucker

one who inserts their penis into a cats asshole or vagina for lack of a real human to do it to. That can be caused by ugliness, a deformity in the penis, other defects unattractive to females, or just being plain bored off your ass.

That dude is a total cat fucker, he couldnt get real pussy if he tried.

by napoleondynamite June 7, 2005

nut milk

one's semenal fluids

dude wen i got done masturbating last nite there was nut milk all over the place

by napoleondynamite September 3, 2005

holy fucking shit

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

by napoleondynamite June 7, 2005

fuckmunch

what one is said to have eaten for breakfast the morning of the day they are really shitty or having a really bad day.

a) damn dude did u eat some fuckmunch this morning?
b) god he must have had some fuckmunch this morning

by napoleondynamite May 29, 2005

cat semen

1) the semenal fluids of a cat
2) a phrase uttered during the early phases of someones golf swing in a way most likely to fuck them up.

1) my cat just spooged on my carpet..... will ya just look at all that cat semen.
2) heres alex in his backswing for the us open winning shot......CAT SEMEN!!!!!!!! o and he whiffs the ball compeletly what a disappointing moment for alex!!!

by napoleondynamite May 31, 2005