12 definitions by mysticklemom
A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.
by mysticklemom November 14, 2018
Old-school, condescending, dismissive, adage as an excuse for, "Wisdom;" hiding the fact that an old person never actually learned anything for their entire life.
Don't bother asking him anything, he'll just rattle off a triflin'-trope and then call you a,"stupid millennial."
by mysticklemom November 11, 2018
When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.
During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.
by mysticklemom April 27, 2020
Freshly-minted college drop-outs using their trust-fund money to startup or over-buy obscure cryptocurrency so that they have a reason to apply their brilliant naming-skills to something other than new weed strains.
Bae: Who's renting the beach house this weekend?
Bae-Bae: Oh, the usual group of Yawntrepreneurs celebrating an up-week on their latest Gap, "Dog-E-Dawg-Coin;" it topped five bucks a piece on the crypto-markets, for three weeks in a row.
Bae: But they're paying us in U.S. Dollars, right?
Bae-Bae: Oh, the usual group of Yawntrepreneurs celebrating an up-week on their latest Gap, "Dog-E-Dawg-Coin;" it topped five bucks a piece on the crypto-markets, for three weeks in a row.
Bae: But they're paying us in U.S. Dollars, right?
by mysticklemom April 23, 2021
When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."
Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?
Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!
Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...
Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!
Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...
by mysticklemom June 8, 2020