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Debra: It's a long walk around Biltmore Estates. I'm glad I wore my sneakers.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.

Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.
by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016
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A common bowling term used to describe an almost-strike where all the pins are knocked over except for the center-most front pin.
I almost got a strike if it weren't for the one lone nun.
by myspecialmagic November 2, 2016
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(n.) A slang term for a wind turbine; (n.) a slang term for a person who believes in green energy.
Citizens in Cape Cod banned wind bangers off the coast.

Julie: He threw red paint on my Ford Expedition.
Mary: What a wind banger.
by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016
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A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.
Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
by myspecialmagic October 19, 2016
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