2 definitions by mynamearejeff

Subway

The perfect chance to catch all kinds of diseases.

Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"

Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"

by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018