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Hipster Lumberjack

A lumberjack that has hair that touches his shoulders. The Hipster Lumberjack also wears plaid, owns guns, and votes republican.

We have a Hipster Lumberjack across the street. Get your shotguns!

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

SPAS-12

The SPAS-12 is a combat shotgun that is currently manufactured by the Italian firearms company 'Franchi'. IT is used in several video games, including the infamous Modern Warfare 2. This weapon is frowned upon in online gameplay because of its n00by range and damage.

Guy1 - Damn it! Little bastard with the SPAS-12.

Guy2 - I know, this guy is a n00b.

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

.50 Caliber

A bullet that is very long and powerful. It is used in some sniper rifles (like the Barret .50 Cal) , AA guns, and sometimes chainguns or mounted machine guns. The bullet is about the length of an average middle finger. It is used to take down vehicles and armored personnel. This munition is not commonly used against lightly armored personnel, but it can still take someone out with one hit.

.50 Caliber snipers are boss

by MW2 Freak January 6, 2011

Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.

Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro

by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011

Drawing Lots

A game similar to Russian Roulette. This game was invented by the Knights of the Round Table. One bullet is loaded into a revolver and the chamber is spun. Then the revolver is then passed around the table until the bullet is fired. The trick is: a coin is passed around also. Each person flips the coin. If the coin falls on heads, you must spin the revolver again. This apparently tested 'luck' back in the ye olde days.

Lets go drawing lots tonight at dinner.

by MW2 Freak January 7, 2011

Chinese Drive-Thru

A Chinese drive thru is where a Chinese person takes your order through an electric device.... and you can't understand anything the Asian is saying.

Asian - Hellowwww, me I taque yourrrrr ordaaa?

Guy - What?

Asian - Me hiy teque yoor odaaaa?

Guy - Can you put another person on the line?

Asian - oqueeeeeee, howld ommmm ay sequond

Guy - Don't you hate it when you need to go through a Chinese Drive-Thru

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Der Riese

Der Riese is a Nazi Zombie map on Call of Duty: World at War. Der Riese, German for 'The Giant', is the most popular map in the game, with a complex game style and intense zombie slaughtering action. This map features power pads that you must link to the mainframe. This map is very similar to the Call of Duty: Black Ops map 'Kino Der Toten', which is German for 'Theater of the Dead'.

I got to round 23 in Der Riese yesterday.

by MW2 Freak January 9, 2011