11 definitions by muph
a andrew townsend also known as gandi a important aspect of this mythical being is he doesn't go outside, in ancient texts known as the siege custom game chat it depicts an ancient being pondering the thought of what a blade of grass fells like.
Another important aspect of this legendary creature is that it has only been seen once through a a pixel frame gap of a window he can some times be spotted in blenheim bleaching the porch.
The most important thing about this wonderous spectacle is that on one fateful day said to be a day when there was a god born amongst men the greatest thing a man has ever witnessed was created the gandis gambit there has only been one sighting of this ethereal event and it was witnessed by kallum chesters and lewis gallimore they say it changed there lives and gave them god like rocket league powers.
Another important aspect of this legendary creature is that it has only been seen once through a a pixel frame gap of a window he can some times be spotted in blenheim bleaching the porch.
The most important thing about this wonderous spectacle is that on one fateful day said to be a day when there was a god born amongst men the greatest thing a man has ever witnessed was created the gandis gambit there has only been one sighting of this ethereal event and it was witnessed by kallum chesters and lewis gallimore they say it changed there lives and gave them god like rocket league powers.
lewis: kallum are you looking at the same thing as me
kallum: oh my god lewis
lewis: what should we call it
kallum: the andrew townsend
lewis: no not epic enough
kallum: how about gandis gambit
lewis: that is it me friend
kallum: oh my god lewis
lewis: what should we call it
kallum: the andrew townsend
lewis: no not epic enough
kallum: how about gandis gambit
lewis: that is it me friend
by muph September 3, 2021
the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise
pennychinging
pennychinging
lewis: max are those pennys unchinged
max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*
penny chinging
max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*
penny chinging
by muph September 3, 2021
To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.
*playing footy*
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor
josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor
josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
by muph October 15, 2021
The act of bleaching ones friends bum hairs blonde using a bidet filled with bleach, This can only be done in a bidet not a bath not a sink only a bidet
Kallum: Buys a lovely bidet, shits in it
Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached
Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached
by muph February 20, 2023