Definitions by munk i spose

Andy Sea-Gullin 

In homage to king in dnb Andy C.

While DJin Drum and Bass and having sex at the same time, at point of climax pull out ya chopper and muck on both ya hands, proceed to fling it in her face, while flapping ya arms and simultaneously triple dropping The Nine and shouting Andy Andy Andy, ......andy Andy Sea-gullin

Fucking hell Brian, I Managed my first Andy sea-gullin at the after party last night!!! Been practising for years!! But it finally all dropped at the sane time! Fucking quality.

Andy Sea-Gullin by munk i spose September 9, 2019

Chatters 

A man that never stops chatting absolute bolllocks.

Oh mike is doing a right chatters, he’s talking all sorts of shit. He just told me he owns 76 giraffes

Chatters by munk i spose June 29, 2018

guff cloud 

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

guff cloud by munk i spose June 7, 2018

MELTED WELLIED 

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

MELTED WELLIED by munk i spose May 18, 2018

Jungle juiced

To be in a extreme state of heavy alcoholic refreshment.

Fuck about Ben, we didn't mess about last night! We were well and properly jungle juiced!!!

Jungle juiced by munk i spose January 16, 2017

Gilders gold 

Taking a shit so large, it folds forwards and lick punches ones balls on the way down.

"Uncle Sam was dropping a bomb so special, he thought he' found gilders gold"

Gilders gold by munk i spose October 11, 2015