8 definitions by muffmeister

Cross swords

When involved in a threesome never come into contact with your tag partner's member.

She's up for that threesome but whatever you do make sure we don't cross swords or I'll finish her off alone.

by muffmeister August 29, 2020

arsetracted

To be distracted from what you are doing by the sight of a cracking arse

I was so arsetracted by her, I nearly caused an accident.

by muffmeister May 26, 2016

Clit storm

When a woman's orgasm is so intense that she creates her own weather front.

I was licking her out so hard that it triggered a clit storm and she soaked me from head to toe.

by muffmeister July 31, 2023

nipple hangers

The nipples get hard and protrude out so they can be used to hang garments off.

Cass was sucking Alison's nipples so hard that when Tony and Mec walked in they hung their jackets on her nipple hangers.

by muffmeister September 1, 2015

gobstoppers

Using your nuts as a couple of gobstoppers

She was sucking my gobstoppers so hard that if they weren't in my sack she would of swallowed them both.

by muffmeister April 16, 2015

Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

by muffmeister January 30, 2016

nob polisher

A woman who loves riding cock.

If you're desperate for a fuck go and visit the 'nob polisher', she's always up for it.

by muffmeister May 29, 2016