10 definitions by mrzero

Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by mrzero July 12, 2009

Victory lap

The lap that you drive around the area you just toked at to let all the smoke out of the windows. This action also claims the area as your smoking area for all to see.

-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.

-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.

by mrzero March 3, 2011

HOV

Human Occupied Vagina. Aka a pregnant lady.

I want to bang jen now that she has a hov, no fear of pregnancy!

by mrzero September 20, 2011

HookahGook

The sticky gook left on your fingers from putting shisha in a hookah bowl.

I hate putting the shisha in because of all the hookahgook I get on my fingers.

by mrzero May 17, 2010

Stapes

Slang for staples.

I need some stapes to hold these pages together

by mrzero December 10, 2009

Backup Dick

When a girl keeps a guy-friend around incase her current relationship goes wrong, she always has some dick.

Stew and I are kinda rocky right know, how you been backup dick?

by mrzero May 5, 2009

Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

by mrzero May 18, 2009