Definitions by mrzero

HOV 

Human Occupied Vagina. Aka a pregnant lady.

I want to bang jen now that she has a hov, no fear of pregnancy!

HOV by MrZero September 20, 2011

Victory lap

The lap that you drive around the area you just toked at to let all the smoke out of the windows. This action also claims the area as your smoking area for all to see.

-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.

-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.

Victory lap by MrZero March 18, 2011

Draft Pick 

The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.

"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl

"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy

Draft Pick by MrZero August 25, 2010

HookahGook 

The sticky gook left on your fingers from putting shisha in a hookah bowl.

I hate putting the shisha in because of all the hookahgook I get on my fingers.

HookahGook by MrZero May 17, 2010

Stapes 

Slang for staples.

I need some stapes to hold these pages together

Stapes by MrZero December 10, 2009

Grip and Grunt 

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

Grip and Grunt by MrZero July 11, 2009

Guberhead 

When a girl gives you amazing fellatio to the point where your face looks all fucked up when you have the big O

I heard she gives some guberhead!

Guberhead by MrZero May 29, 2009