2 definitions by mrwordknower

HJT

The anagram used for the common phrase "Holy Jesus Tits." Most commonly used in texting and other instant messaging programs.

HJT! I was sweating like a Tijuana whore in church after the game.

by mrwordknower September 10, 2010

sphintoxicated

The process of becoming intoxicated through the sphincter. Requires far less alcohol to be ingested through the rectum than through the mouth to achieve maximum sphintoxication levels.

Jeffery stood on his head and funneled 2 beers into his rectum, soon becoming incredibly sphintoxicated.

by mrwordknower September 10, 2010