5 definitions by mrwizard

Croast

Any cooking method wherein the food turns out tasting like crap.

Man, I croasted that chicken; let's order some pizza instead.

by mrwizard August 5, 2005

Stach

The practice of eating pistachios

I picked up a pound on Monday and I've been staching ever since.

by mrwizard August 5, 2005

zinc

what happens when you can't zwim.

In chemistry, it'z either zinc or zwim

by mrwizard August 9, 2005

Parking lot duck

Parking Lot Duck. Also know as lot ducks, asphalt ducks, etc.

Seagulls, are now to be known as parking lot ducks, when found on parking lots, and other asphalt surfaces. As far as anyone can tell the phrase was made up by Cory Goltiani, as he drove through a few parking lots dodging "the parking lot ducks" The phrase was an instant hit and now people all over are using it.

Good lord look at all those parking lot ducks waiting for garbage to eat!

by mrwizard June 24, 2013

ladoisha

Sexy. Kinky. Queen of the community. Fearless leader

She's such a ladoisha!

by mrwizard November 18, 2022