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The German word for 'customs'. Has achieved minor status as a buzzword and/or replacement for 'lolz' but will soon become the scourge of the internets under the direction of Hitler 2.0, who will plant the word into the brains of a new Hitler youth reaching across the world. He will then activate a secret device which turning them all into his own personal baggage handlers. Within three hours Hitler 2.0 will obtain possessions of the entire world's supply of travel scissors. He will be unstoppable.
Unwitting Hitler 2.0 Neophyte: Zoll. May I check your bag, Mom?
Hitler 2.0: Excellent.
by mrchuckles December 31, 2009
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Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
by mrchuckles August 23, 2017
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