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History: The Ford GT is the updated model of their old Le Mans car the GT40. Apparently after Enzo Ferrari refused to sell his company to Ford, Henry Ford II decided he would kick their ass. So he spent a lot of money to make a car that would beat Ferrari in the Le Mans, which Ferrari had won eight times already. Anyway, the GT40 wins in 1966 and the rest of the decade and Ferrari never wins again.

Specs: This car is better than you. At everything.
(taken from comparison between the GT and the 2004 Viper)
0-60 3.6
0-100 8.1
1/4 mile in 11.78@124mph
Top speed is somewhere over 200mph
550 hp @ 6500 rpm
500 ft-lb torque @ 3,750 rpm
14 mpg city/21 mpg highway (not that it matters)
I wish I had 150k to buy this car...by the time I ever get near to that much money its probably going to cost 200k+ and I will cry. And I believe everyone is already sold, they just have to be produced...
by mr.grammar April 25, 2004
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Someone who uses a kar way too much, and camps a window or doorway. Usually someone with some skill, but thinks killing alot of people equals winning in dod. THEY NEVER CAP FLAGS. Sometimes you can kill them with a grenade or a spring, but mostly you wish they would do something other than camp.
Everyone: FUCKING KARWHORE
Karwhore: (silence)he's too busy camping to type
by mr.grammar October 12, 2003
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Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass
by mr.grammar May 24, 2003
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A guy who can please any other man or woman.
Gay 1: Damn, you're a beast in the sheets.
Gay 2: Yah...too bad im covered in shit now.
by mr.grammar October 12, 2003
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To beat someone so badly, they must cry.
Person 1: Dude I just pwned you so hard.
Person 2: *Cries in shame*
by mr.grammar October 12, 2003
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Something that cannot be expressed by the English language, hence a made up phrase must be used.
Just add "off the heezy" to anything and you get the idea...
That bitch was off the heezy.
That taco was off the heezy.
Damn man, your shit is off the heezy.
by mr.grammar May 24, 2003
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