Definitions by mr. stab

bongunism 

Bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage. The belief originated in the ancient land of Tokeopia, with Karl Sparx and N. Joe's social schematics. In a series of tests, the pair concluded that smoking loads of dope was indeed lots of fun, and believed that an entire society could be based around the act. Bongunism was picked up by revolutionaries who formed the Bongunist Party, the leading party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.

"Comrades, you shall give your lives for Bongunism!"

bongunism by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Castration 

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"

Castration by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Kling-on 

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

Kling-on by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Meatball

Tinned testicles in a gravy sauce.

"Hey! So that's where my left nutsack went..."

Meatball by Mr. Stab July 9, 2004

Phog 

A non-existent creature made up when I was stoned one day. Is a cross between a telephone and a canine.

"You are a complete idiot."

Phog by Mr. Stab July 2, 2004

CNUT 

An alternative to FCUK.

"CNUT gear makes you cool!"

CNUT by Mr. Stab June 28, 2004

Belgianoid 

The Belgianoid BETA version was constructed by the IBM Corp. (Idiotic Belgian Machinery), originally as an enhanced coffee maker. Sadly, the device was so logically deficient that it could not even carry out this task and receeded into a state of Anti-Logic; which rendered the Belgianoid's extreme stupidity extremely lethal.

The Belgianoid BETA version has destroyed all its attempted follow-up projects. It destroyed the Germanator 3.11 with its immense stupidity, but at present it is unknown whether or not it is destructive enough to wipe out the Germanator XP.

"The Belgianoid is paranoid," cry the townsfolk.
"Wot??" Cries the Belgianoid; decimating the town with his extreme stupidity.

Belgianoid by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004