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Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.
"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
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Stoner War

A military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of Stonerland and Tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. The allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.

The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.

The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
"Y'know, I fought back in the Stoner War..." "You need a life! Now!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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Atom Bong

Extremely powerful weapon which, upon impact, creates a magic mushroom cloud and causes everybody to get high and listen to Bob Marley.
"It's an Atom Bong! The night has been saved!"
by Mr. Stab June 7, 2004
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Phog

A non-existent creature made up when I was stoned one day. Is a cross between a telephone and a canine.
by Mr. Stab July 2, 2004
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Belgianoid

The Belgianoid BETA version was constructed by the IBM Corp. (Idiotic Belgian Machinery), originally as an enhanced coffee maker. Sadly, the device was so logically deficient that it could not even carry out this task and receeded into a state of Anti-Logic; which rendered the Belgianoid's extreme stupidity extremely lethal.

The Belgianoid BETA version has destroyed all its attempted follow-up projects. It destroyed the Germanator 3.11 with its immense stupidity, but at present it is unknown whether or not it is destructive enough to wipe out the Germanator XP.
"The Belgianoid is paranoid," cry the townsfolk.
"Wot??" Cries the Belgianoid; decimating the town with his extreme stupidity.
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
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Bongunist Party

The Bongunist Party is the international political party which supports the ideology of Bongunism. They are also the official ruling party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. The Bongunist Party believes that all classes should unite in tokeing the Holy Herb.
"Would you like to joint he Bongunist Party, comrade? Free ghanja!"
"Really???"
"No, get lost leecher!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
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