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Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.
"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
mugGet the Castrationmug.

Solvent abuse

Solvent abuse is one of the Western world's oldest pasttimes. Solvents such as superglue and aerosol propellant are usually inhaled by using either a bag or through a towel.
(Mother walks into bedroom; son is sat over a bag full of whiteout with three cans of air-freshener on bed.)
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?!
(pause)
Son: I'm practicing ballet! What the fuck do you think I'm doing, bitch?"
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
mugGet the Solvent abusemug.

CNUT

"CNUT gear makes you cool!"
by Mr. Stab June 28, 2004
mugGet the CNUTmug.

Stoner War

A military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of Stonerland and Tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. The allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.

The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.

The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
"Y'know, I fought back in the Stoner War..." "You need a life! Now!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
mugGet the Stoner Warmug.

Germanator

The original Germanator (Germanator 3.11) was destroyed in battle with the first installment of the Belgianoid BETA Version.

The Germanator 3.11's pitiful remains were collected and used to create the far superior Germanator XP, who, to this day, continues to roll joints and kick ass without showing any signs of mechanical failure. Runs on high concentrations of Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol.
"Grrr!" says the Germanator XP.
"Ahh!!" screams the bored spectator; inanimately.
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
mugGet the Germanatormug.

Bdig

The God of Light and Hope in the Bongunism religion. Opposite God to Gidb.
"Bdig has brought the morning/lighter."
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
mugGet the Bdigmug.

doob squad

The Doob Squad was the mighty fighting force which annihilated the evil pig/monster invaders during the infamous Stoner War. They continue to operate and spread the will of the Bongunist Party in various locations. The four leading heroes of Doob Squad are Bud Commander Generals Jay, Stab, Space Age and Belgianoid BETA (Cybernetic Organism).
"Ey! The Doob Squad gonna come after joo, bitch!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
mugGet the doob squadmug.

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