Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.
Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.
A farewell phrase similar to the slang "lata", except that it is to be used when exiting a room or area immediately after experiencing flatus. By leaving with this parting word you are leaving your pungent scent for the persons you were with.
Shortly after releasing a green stink cloud, Steve snickered and said, "flata" as he left his comrades in a smoke screen of flatus.