4 definitions by mr. Iamsodamnsick

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.
Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.
by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.
Dude, my girlfriend can't smell anymore because of the Ukrainian Switcheroo I gave her last night.
by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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The act of shoving 4 or more penis' into a woman's vagina and 4 or more penis' into her asshole at the same time so that her gooch tears open.
Damn, we have Kate a Ukrainian Freeway last night and boy did her gosh tear open, we got her vag juice all over us!
by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.
by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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