mr smith's definitions

blunt

A fan, or anyone connected with Sheffield United Football Club

My mum, Tom Ross...,...,... are blunts

by mr smith March 6, 2005

dee dah

a dee dah is a person from Sheffield, S Yorkshire, or a supporter of any of the cities football teams

seen them wednesday bastards, they say Dee Dah and Dat instead of thee thaa and that, stoopid bloody dee dah's

by mr smith March 6, 2005

slaver bus

Community Transport mini busses that are used by the mentally handicapped, called so because they slaver on the windows

a ford transit full of slavering retards

by mr smith March 6, 2005

Finntroll

a comical metal band mixing polka and elements of commercial extreme metal to create a very irritating and gay sound

There about as funny as cancer. Korpiklaani are a band that do this sort of music and do it good and propper, no sillyness

by mr smith March 8, 2005

behemoth

Behemoth were a shit black metal band, they are now a shit death metal band

I'd sooner accidently sit on my aunt's 12" black dildo than listen to a Behemoth record

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

by mr smith March 8, 2005

kebab ring

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

by mr smith March 8, 2005