mr smith's definitions

blunt

A fan, or anyone connected with Sheffield United Football Club

My mum, Tom Ross...,...,... are blunts

by mr smith March 6, 2005

slaver bus

Community Transport mini busses that are used by the mentally handicapped, called so because they slaver on the windows

a ford transit full of slavering retards

by mr smith March 6, 2005

slipknotian

A slipknotian is a offensive word used to describe a person who is a fan of the pop band slipknot, coined by rural legend paul brown

lets go to leeds and go slipknotian bashing

by mr smith May 13, 2005

coon

a coon is a black man, same as a wod, nigger

you should see the coons that work at my place

by mr smith May 13, 2005

rock n roll

The rock n roll is a benifit called the job seekers allowence, AKA the dole

i dont have a job, i'm on the rock n roll

by mr smith March 8, 2005

lemon

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.

What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bnp

A intelligent and legitimate pollitical party in the United Kingdom

I'm voting for the BNP because there are no longer any left wing parties and if you look at the political spectrum, the BNP are closer to the old socialist left than any other middle of the road toss pot parties we have around today. That and the fact that there are just so many paki's, i know most of them contribute the the econemy and have done good things, but they threaten our culture, and thats way more important than the econemy, any white person who does not agree will be sent into the gas chambers with the rest of the vile fuckers

by mr smith March 8, 2005