mr smith's definitions

pig

A sheffield Wednesday fan, universsaly hated

Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat

by mr smith March 7, 2005

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith May 13, 2005

raspberry ripple

It Slang for a fucking cripple

Would you do a raspberry ripple up the council gritter?

by mr smith March 6, 2005

coon

a coon is a black man, same as a wod, nigger

you should see the coons that work at my place

by mr smith May 13, 2005

pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Sbani

A sweet boy who would fight for his loved one and himself who is serious about friendship the boy who has it the hardest but with the most beautiful smile and the richest towards friends financialy

Sbani is my best friend forever

by Mr Smith September 18, 2021

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 8, 2005