mr smith's definitions

kebab ring

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bloodhound gang

A bloodhoung gang is a group of old age pensioners with saggy faces

Jesus christ, look its the bloodhound gang

by mr smith March 8, 2005

behemoth

Behemoth were a shit black metal band, they are now a shit death metal band

I'd sooner accidently sit on my aunt's 12" black dildo than listen to a Behemoth record

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith May 13, 2005

pig

A sheffield Wednesday fan, universsaly hated

Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat

by mr smith March 7, 2005

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 8, 2005