mr smith's definitions

mexidon

Some one who is Bozz-eyed

Your a fucking mexidon
"Why do you keep calling me a mexidom"?
Because you have got one eye in Mexborough and the other in Doncaster

by mr smith March 8, 2005

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

by mr smith March 8, 2005

rock n roll

The rock n roll is a benifit called the job seekers allowence, AKA the dole

i dont have a job, i'm on the rock n roll

by mr smith March 8, 2005

lemon

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.

What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon

by mr smith March 8, 2005

sludge bucket

A sludge bucket is a huge 1 liter mug, filled with a brew of 5 tea spoons of coffee (not decaf) 2 tea bags and between 10 - 15 sugars, it is drank to sober up with

i propper need a sludge bucket if i'm to go to work tonight

by mr smith March 8, 2005

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 8, 2005