4 definitions by moydog
The act of swallowing excess from a mung milking incident. This is done by tilting the head back and snorting inward via the nose in combination with sucking in via an the lower lip - thus effectively cleaning the mung milk from the entire area between nose and upper lip.
Man, did you see that snot - snorter? That crumb did a backward mung snort and got rid of his whole ghetto baby mustache in one shot!
by moydog September 3, 2008
1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Kool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
Adult WoW geek pisser-pants male day shorts are seldom or never washed and have "mystery" stains that can be readily seen with a black light.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Kool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
Adult WoW geek pisser-pants male day shorts are seldom or never washed and have "mystery" stains that can be readily seen with a black light.
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's drooler in his Dayshorts? Man, that kid had his beaner baby briefs saggin, dirt-neck showin, and his face all messy-snotty, spilling Kool - Aid out his sippy cup, and trying to find his mama!
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my Dayshorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my Dayshorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
by moydog December 24, 2008
1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
by moydog November 2, 2008
The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.
Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb
Etc.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.
Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb
Etc.
by moydog April 3, 2010