2 definitions by moo girl

heart glue

A close friend of the opposite gender that helps you to get through a difficult break-up and tries to fix your heart but you often end up realizing you're in love with them.

'Who's that boy you hang around with a lot at the moment?'
'Oh Jack? He's just my heart glue. He's fun to hang around with and makes me feel happy when I'm upset about my break up with Josh :)'
'Sounds like you're in love with your heart glue...'
'...'

by moo girl February 29, 2012

penile wagon

Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'

'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'

by moo girl February 29, 2012