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Fossilman

his name is actually greg raymer, not dan. hes known for wearing novelty sunglasses to distract his opponents. he got the name "fossilman" by selling fossils to other players as good luck charms or card protectors. he played well during the tournament but was a little bitch during the tournament of the champions. i think hes a big fat lucky dork but thats just my opinion.
did you see fossilman in that commercial with moneymaker? what a loser
by monotone November 5, 2004
mugGet the Fossilmanmug.

coffee

a drink made from coffee beans. people drink it because of its content of caffeine. some people drink it because they think they look cool walking into class with a big ass cup off caribou coffee talking about how they need to wake up yet its 40% cream 40% sugar and 20% coffee
by monotone September 26, 2004
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bassist

first i just want to say, before i start my definition, that soultoast is an idiot because he cannot spell simple words such as "unrecognized", "instrument", and "beauty" so just disregard his definition altogether.

a bassist is a person who either plucs, picks, or slaps a bass. generally more musically inclined than a guitarist since the guitarist(and ill admit it because i am one) plays mostly for show(unless classically trained because thats different from rock and metal of sorts). bassists dont usually get solos because its not part of their job description but when they do it is usually amazing. ex: anesthesia. as great and important a bassist is to making music, he will never be cooler than the guitarist. i say that with all honesty.
contrary to popular belief, cliff burton wasnt metallica's first bassist, ron mcgovney was. cliff burton was fucking awesome though.
by monotone November 14, 2004
mugGet the bassistmug.

boty

acronym for "battle of the year". a breakdance competition involving many countries. takes place in germany every year. each crew performs a routine and the 4 best crews battle for the win. very entertaining to watch but other events have much better battles.
the gambler crew from korea won boty 2004
by monotone November 1, 2004
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hin

an acronym for "hot import nights". a car show comprised of mainly fixed up import cars. originated in california but tours around the country. it used to be fun and interesting to go to until "the fast and the furious" came out and everybody and their mothers decide to show up.

people that usually go to hin:
-stupid azns with 3 ft. spiky hair
-slutty girls who do not know anything about cars
-bboys
-people who actually like cars
-people who actually like cars's girlfriends
-perverts who like models(but who doesnt)
1. oMg I wEnT 2 HiN aNd DeRe WeRe LyKe s0o0 mAnY h0t GuYz
2. -dude wanna go to hin?
-fuckin a dude sasha singleton is gonna be there
by monotone September 26, 2004
mugGet the hinmug.

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