monkeysquat's definitions

perfectionalizationalist

n. a perfectionist who perfectionalizes to the extent that that they earn three suffixes

Person 1: "Me and you can go out later."
Person 2: "It's 'You and I'."
Person 3: "Bah, you're such a perfectionalizationalist.

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

Winona Ryder

1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research

1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

nevertimes

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007

synonant

n. A word that is similar to another, but means the opposite.

"Nevertimes" is a synonant.

by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007