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Definitions by monkeysquat

Aspire mi mono 

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"
1. Aspire mi mono, puta.
Aspire mi mono by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

perfectionalizationalist 

n. a perfectionist who perfectionalizes to the extent that that they earn three suffixes
Person 1: "Me and you can go out later."
Person 2: "It's 'You and I'."
Person 3: "Bah, you're such a perfectionalizationalist.

perfectionalize 

v. to perfectionalize; the act of making something perfect, or the act of making something better to achieve perfection
I'm an editor for a newspaper, so when people send incoherent shit in I have to perfectionalize it so that it looks presentable.
perfectionalize by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
A purposeful mispelling of the word "chunks".

In the MMORPG Aspereta, the player Xain made a typo once and accidentally said, "I 'm so fat, I have chunjs on my legs" instead of "I'm so fat, I have chunks on my legs". He began to use "chunjs" instead of "chunks", and soon the entire game was saying it even though they didn't know where it came from.
1. Damn, I'm so fat I got chunjs on my legs.
2. How would you like some of my chunjs in your face, bitch?
3. Would you like some chunjs with that?
chunjs by Monkeysquat March 4, 2005