monkeysquat's definitions

glukup

n. an onomatopoeia, the sound of a thick fluid slowly moving from its point of origin to its destination as determined by gravity

1. "This ketchup won't glukup."

by Monkeysquat March 17, 2005

perfectionalize

v. to perfectionalize; the act of making something perfect, or the act of making something better to achieve perfection

I'm an editor for a newspaper, so when people send incoherent shit in I have to perfectionalize it so that it looks presentable.

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

synonant

n. A word that is similar to another, but means the opposite.

"Nevertimes" is a synonant.

by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007

nevertimes

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007