monkeysquat's definitions

synonant

n. A word that is similar to another, but means the opposite.

"Nevertimes" is a synonant.

by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007

Winona Ryder

1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research

1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

glukup

n. an onomatopoeia, the sound of a thick fluid slowly moving from its point of origin to its destination as determined by gravity

1. "This ketchup won't glukup."

by Monkeysquat March 17, 2005

nevertimes

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007