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n. A word that is similar to another, but means the opposite.
"Nevertimes" is a synonant.
by monkeysquat April 1, 2007
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v. to perfectionalize; the act of making something perfect, or the act of making something better to achieve perfection
I'm an editor for a newspaper, so when people send incoherent shit in I have to perfectionalize it so that it looks presentable.
by monkeysquat March 15, 2005
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1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research
1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."
by monkeysquat March 15, 2005
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See: Wii

The new name for Nintendo's new console gaming system, formerly called the Nintendo Revolution.

After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name).

Pronunciation: wē (wee)
Examples for Nintendo Wii:
1. "I'm bored. I'm gonna go play with my Wii."
2. "My Wii is my favorite toy."
3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii."
by monkeysquat April 28, 2006
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