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Noun. A small furry meerkat-like animal that invades ones home or dwelling and builds small burrows into which it lures young girls with eating disorders and forces them to fold t-shirts and perform other menial sex acts.
1. "Ooooh, look over there, there's a prosser on the roof. Look at its curly hair and furry feet."
2. "Lets go to the zoo and watch the prosser feeding"
3. Scene from horror film
Girl 1: I have a bad feeling about this house, somethings giving me the creeps.
Girl 2: I reckon the basement is the safest place, don't you
Girl 1: Maybe, but i think i saw a prosser burrow earlier, we could be walking into a trap.

by monkeyferret April 13, 2007
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