monkey's definitions

Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

If we are going to solve that problem, we need Laslie.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

scrub

a bum, loser, faggot ,or someone who can't get a girl

man look at this scrub

by Monkey January 31, 2004

as hell

can be added to any adjective to add emphasis, regardless of whether or not it makes sense to reference hell as an entity.

its hot as hell.
its cold as hell.
this is stupid as hell.
that kid is smart as hell.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

laterolis

the back of a guy's nut sack

by monkey July 19, 2003

bounce for the ounce

a reference to the ratio of breast size to overall body weight.
a girl thats slightly overweight but has nice luscious breasts is more appealing than a slim flatchested girl because she has more bounce for the ounce. (in the case of guys who value larger breasts.)

Yeh, she could maybe shed a couple, but you gotta admit, shes got plenty of bounce for the ounce.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

swamper

A really ugly girl...

"That girl looks like tank drove over her face."

"Yeah, she's a real swamper."

by Monkey May 13, 2005

Pretear

A seriously neglected and very good anime. It is a magical girl show, based on snow white with a serious twist. The show, however, isn't your basic magical girl anime with basic episodes: same old stuff, transformation, fight, end. It's deep emotionally and comically, many people have compared it to Revloutionary Girl Utena. However, lasting only 13 episodes it is too short and too new to get alot of recognition.

The seven dwarfs have become bishounen in this awesome twist of two classical fairy tales

by Monkey December 6, 2004