monkey's definitions

weirdo

J, Preiya...

born weird, continues to be weird, will end weird

BOB: hey whose apartment we pre-gamin at?
BUBBA: Oh its these two gurls and this weirdo that live there. The two girls are cool, but that weirdo, man...

by monkey April 1, 2005

Skoots

Noun. To loan a person money or goods without questions or terms.

Origin unknown

Hey Cuban, I'm out of smokes. How bout some skoots?

by Monkey September 23, 2004

spex

damn sexy

you look so spexy

by monkey July 18, 2003

rusty

a bitch ass faggot who thinks he's crazy but ain't and talks a lot of shit behind peoples backs

say somethin' to my face one on one, bitch

by Monkey January 31, 2004

sororiwhore

a variation of sorostitute.
College sorority girls who enjoy promiscuous sexual activities. Easily recognizable by the smell of berm on their breath.

Damn Saturday night, and the sororiwhores are out in force.

by Monkey January 9, 2005

farmer candy

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

by Monkey December 14, 2003

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005