monkey's definitions

rusty

a bitch ass faggot who thinks he's crazy but ain't and talks a lot of shit behind peoples backs

say somethin' to my face one on one, bitch

by Monkey January 31, 2004

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005

mackem

lazy, fat arsed dole scum

That mackem's giro is burning a hole in his pocket

by Monkey February 3, 2004

highroller

a word play of the original highroller, one who drives while under the influence of illegal narcotics (i.e. marijuana)

when you see someone roll by with their seat laid back and surrounded by a columbian fog, you know they are a highroller.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

columbian fog

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space

He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.

by monkey January 28, 2005

Big cock

What every guy on the face of the world will tell you he has.

"Hey, I have a big cock!"

by Monkey March 28, 2005

farmer candy

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

by Monkey December 14, 2003