Definitions by moleman2001

Doing a Dave 

Doing a Dave is when the main instigator of a night out gets wasted and disappears home early on said night out after persuading everyone it's a good idea to go out. This usually involves Turbo Shandy and cider.

I'm totally wasted man!

Are you doing a Dave?

Doing a Dave by moleman2001 January 8, 2012

Dave don't care 

The response used when someone asks whether you fucked the fat/ugly chick.

Did you fuck that dude?

Dave don't care man

Dave don't care by moleman2001 January 8, 2012