mojo mojowitz's definitions

september 10th

utter unawareness that tomorrow may bring a calamity.

If you work at the World Trade Center, and its September 10th, don't go to work tomorrow.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 25, 2005

laugh whore

Response when the price is not right (too low).

"Blow you for free?" said the laugh whore, "I don't think so!!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005

fuhgetaboudit

New Jersey for "Pay it no mind;" Forget about it.

Hey, so you had to knock off your Cousin Vinny... fuhgetaboudit !!

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Fukinay !!!

For sure; indeed; I hear what you're saying.

The price of gas IS too high, fukinay !!!

by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005

Fukifiknow

Urban way of saying "I don't know."

"How do you get to Hoboken from here? Fukifiknow!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

hornophobia

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn

Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

alphabet boys

dictionary writers, i.e. Noah Webster;founder, UrbanDictionary

Boy, those alphabet boys can sure write a good dictionary!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005