191 definitions by moco & p-phat

Pylon

A monstrous cock; a monstrous dick

Chicks pile on the pylon; they can't get enough!

by moco & p-phat May 29, 2007

The Footlong

Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss

MOCO gave Edith The Footlong last night!

by moco & p-phat May 28, 2008

Stinky Pinky

With a butthole virgin, put in your pinky before putting in your cock (unless they are the same size); she will need to work her way up in grandeur (size)

Before exploring Butthole Pleasures with Lisa, MOCO decided to perform a Stinky Pinky, thus saving himself a Log Jam!

by moco & p-phat February 12, 2009

Tubesteak and White Gravy

A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)

Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2008

Chowder Cannon

Dick, cock, prick, johnson, pud

Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan) graves the Chowder Cannon!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2011

Giggity-Giggity

Interjection that means "hell yeah" or "damn right"

Peter Griffin: Quagmire, did you hit that last night?

Quagmire: Giggity-Giggity!

by moco & p-phat May 29, 2008

The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald

P-Phat loves the Telly Savalas!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2008