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193 definitions by moco & p-phat

 
8.
While having gone balls deep into a pussy, a guy tucks his balls into her pussy too
MOCO went Beyond Balls Deep into Colleen on Sunday!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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9.
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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10.
Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)
Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2009
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11.
Pussy, twat, cunt, beaver, vagina

( ) = labia majora
{ } = labia minora
• = clit
All straight guys love ({•}) !!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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12.
The belief that Black men have the largest dicks
Jessica: I rode P-Phat's huge white hobby horse last night!

Lisa: And?

Jessica: There is definitely a Black Myth; P-Phat's dick was much bigger than my black ex's!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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13.
A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
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14.
1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)
Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
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