To be had; to be ripped off under the false pretense of financial hardship; to be flim flammed, taken for a fool.
She led me to believe she needed financial help, only to turn around and buy a brand new Prada bag. I was AIGed.
Death as a result of being exposed to farts.
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
A tremendously potent fart that can both ruin a social gathering and become the focal conversational point for ages.
We'll never know whether it was planned or not. Fact is he released a gigafart and got everyone running!
A female who's not quite into S&M but enjoys giving her lover a few slaps on his butt.
It started as a game, but she quickly became a Spankatrix. My ass was sore.
A nonstop 24/7 media barrage of destructive news about your personal life that brings a prominent career into a screeching halt.
Riding high his brilliant career, the unraveling of a sexual indiscretion was the tigerwood that made him choose obscurity over fame. It was a hard lesson indeed.
Failure to fix a broken system by relying on the same people who broke it.
His fear to Obama the change needed prompted him to hire an entire new team.
A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.
Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.