3 definitions by mjc18c

thlingk'ing

To thlingk is to approximate thinking in a pseudo-real way, such that one starts with the glimmer of a notion, then slings it out into god knows where praying that the beginning of the thought actually latches up with some sort of reality.

Once upon a time there was a girl who spent all her time thlingk'ing instead of thinking. And the end of the story is this: viz. thlingk'ing is a VERY lazy way to get by in the world.

by mjc18c December 26, 2017

Matt

Matt means, "Gift from God."

Matt is such a gift from God, which just means, a gift from Himself.

by mjc18c December 20, 2017

To force by the tooth

To lead another along a path until they become so resistant such that they question your motives, at which point you take 'em by the reins and kick 'em in the side, and then, if they are still resistant, you take 'em out back and shoot 'em in the head such that god only knows what in the hell it takes to persuade them of the most motherfucking obvious truth ever.

To force by the tooth: Lucy just will not admit to anyone or anything that she has lost the game of Uno she was playing. If only we could force her by the tooth. I don't think even God knows how to do that with her, she's just that stubborn. She plays to win, after all. Well, there can be only one winner, in the game of Uno.

by mjc18c December 28, 2017