121 definitions by mitch00uk
I was tucking in last night on Sara's hairy muff and her clit came loose, I didn't want to say anything so I swallowed it, I still don't think she knows
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
Spousal abuse that involves the vagina
Police officer... How did he assault you
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant
by mitch00uk April 13, 2015
A rhyming slang for a dirty pervert, someone who has a warped outlook on sex to the point of being viewed as very odd
that bloke who lives at that end house is a right creepy Herbert, I saw him masterbating over a pile of fresh dog poo, it stinks
by mitch00uk April 5, 2015
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015
When one swallows ones love juices, the noise made when swallowing sperm, or someone who overly enjoys sucking cock and swallowing male sperm
by mitch00uk March 24, 2015
I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015