Definitions by mistress of munchies

sausagewear

1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms


My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...

The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.

sausagewear by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

bake sale 

The ongoing activity of a pot dealer


As far as I know, this is my own creation :-D

I'm thinking of setting up a bake sale soon because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.

bake sale by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

keep the hotel empty 

To use birth control. First associated with birth control pills.

Stop eating those, you idiot! They're my keep-the-hotel-empty pills!

keep the hotel empty by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005